Remember, folks, always look to us for your needs...

(The Resident Loon is calling it quits, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:20, archived)

would
repeatedly
( Dont point it at your face sucking his trousers and laughing, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:23, archived)

No way!
Now I'm desperate, but I would draw the line at her. Really don't see the attraction with her at all.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

^Very much this

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:28, archived)

I wouldn't use her as kindling.

( Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

^This
she's not hot (see what I did there)
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

umm
female, not fat, white. what more can a desperate man want? oh yes sorry beer first
( Dont point it at your face sucking his trousers and laughing, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

A soul, perhaps?
Take the advice of your screen name, especially if you're fapping to her.
(The Resident Loon is calling it quits, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

+
less whore, whingebag, barbie bullshit.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:36, archived)

^this^
but IN THE FACE
( Scoopzilla DAAAAAVE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

Why not...
everybody else has...
( HairyTwatter is medicated for YOUR protection., Thu 11 May 2006, 1:02, archived)