That's easy...
1: The middle, slightly less hairy testicle is actually your penis, tallywacker, knob, cock, prick, dick, penis, willy, yang, boys-bits, etc.

2: it relates to that time when you forgot to look at what you were doing while mowing the lawn and staring at your neighbour's sexy wife, and accidentally trimmed all the toes off one foot.
( JustHere, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:08, archived)

pwah
hahahaha !!
( Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)

aha
but that still doesn't explain why i was born with a second head and 3 arms
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)

You're not
conjoined twins, are you?

just noticed I said penis twice in the above post - I'll leave it and let it look intentional I think...
( JustHere, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)

hint
edit button that way people think they're crazy when they see it disappear.

And no I'm not conjoined twins atleast i dont think i am. My mum always said I was normal and everyone else was weird for having 2 arms and 1 head
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)

Dong,
schlong, one-eyed monster, wang, woody,
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:20, archived)