when frenchmen attack
FUN COMPETITION


From the When X Attack! challenge. See all 141 entries (closed)

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

it fucking didn't work.

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

yore fucking right.
it fucking didnt
( Hugo Rune, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

woo
and lmao!
( Hugo Rune, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha
wicked! *ouch*
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

you should put that in
"when frenchmen attack!"
yay!
( Hugo Rune, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

good idea
i'll edit and enter.

although looks lke i'm not the only one "putting it in" and "entering", eh pizza? some "stiff" competition, it'll be "hard" to win. its "arsefucking" difficult to do these "cuntly" double entendres.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)

i get the impression that
you want to be Roger Mellie when you grow up.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

better hm than
Tranny Magnet.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

You need
a weekend of Carry On films. Works for me. That's how I got my name you know...

I'm getting my coat, don't rush me, I still ache.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

i bet he aches too.

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)

pity you didnt make the party mike
you have the same sense of "tourettes is very very clever and cool" as I do..
I respect that mightily.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:36, archived)

swearing is good.
it compensates for my lack of charisma or good looks. swearing earns me the respect of my peers and little children. i'm gutted i couldn't make the party, but i am at the next one without fail.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

Swearing
isn't fucking clever. And it's not bastard well funny either. So there... oh Cuntmints, the ice-cream man is right outside my flat, I'm about to sing "fuckshitpiss" to him...
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

swearing is the best thing since
crack whores.
and if you dont believe me, you fucking should.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:41, archived)

my parents used to think i had tourettes symdrome
then they realised i was just a fucking rude cunt. pissflaps.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)