God in Heaven..


From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:55, archived)

i don't see why tom as god would be surrounded by spunking cocks.

( naD, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:57, archived)

Why not?
hey?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)

He's not
They're pissing on him
(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)

!
www.b3ta.com/board/5972761
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)

oh well now it makes sense
first thing i'd do as god is get pissed on
( naD, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:00, archived)

Maybe
he'd enjoy it, he does have a rather strange obsession with L.Ron Hoover and the appliantology bunch, surely there can be other little secrets non?
(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:02, archived)

he is a bit of a strange one
scientologists........
( naD, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:06, archived)

indeed
it's a made up religion
(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:07, archived)

aren't
they all?
( Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:09, archived)

yes of course,
but perhaps not all quite as crudely as Scientology.
(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:15, archived)

and here I was thinking
he is living out his bukkake fetish
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:03, archived)

Who wouldn't?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)

that's right
it's not as if he's gay or anything
( The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:00, archived)

I recognise the background
it is in Amsterdam (I think)

/runs away
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:01, archived)

Correctamundo
this photo was taken whilst Tom was leaving the Erotic Museum..
(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:09, archived)

ah - I know it well
the queue for the animal sex section in there still amazes me.

/runs away again
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:13, archived)