people wouldn't accept it


was better inside my head

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

is that
toady off neighbours?
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

i wish it was
it was going to be a completely different joke, but halfway through i realised this was at least 4% funnier
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:43, archived)

Fucking hell
I'd hate to see what was 4% less funny than that.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

looks like it to me

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

If Tom Cruise spoke b3tard...
and leet.
( drunkenoaf, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:43, archived)

well if he was a god
he could speak in tongues and tongue in speak and rim in runcorn


( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

oh fucking great
a week of Tom Cruise crap :(

/goes on holiday for 8 days
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:46, archived)