I fucking hate Tom Cruise and Jaffa Cakes
But I like your post. :)
(Pachey, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:48, archived)

I agree the two don't mix
You should try him with chips - braw!
( Geoff the Clownfish - yes you'll thank your stars..., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:52, archived)