he is indeed God of the Penguins

but they don't listen.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)

Ahahaha!
Tha's excellent!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)

hahahaha
that makes me laugh
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)

Silly Thomas
penguins have no knees!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)

that's why they're deadly :)
no chance of banging their knee-caps in a fight
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

haha
poor penguins
( Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)

Yay for 'guins
Cruise rules them with an iron flipper, woo!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)

this makes me laugh a lot :-)
nice indeed
( The Great Architect, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)

not as nice as your Da Vinci post
that is uber-woo :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)

Penguins!
How hatstand. Woo.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)

I tried to resist it...just not very hard :)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:24, archived)

Penguin blasphemy!

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)

lol
I should've made him smaller than the penguins tbh, true to scale then :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:26, archived)

charlie sheen?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:24, archived)

hahaha
if I was a penguin I'd tell him where to stick his comedy science fiction religion. Actually if I just met him I'd probably tell him that too.
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)

And he'd probably call you a jerk

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)

well, if tom cruise thinks you're a jerk
then you can take it as a compliment.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:40, archived)

*goes to California to be complimented*

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:50, archived)

Why would you say that?
*wipes face with towel*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:51, archived)

Hahaha!
Great.
( Afinkawan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:02, archived)