He may be omnipresent...
but he stil needs to get to places


From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:48, archived)

Pphhtt...
Arf (x3) :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:52, archived)

Long time no see, buddy!
Welcome back!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:59, archived)

At the risk of outing myself
I know your mate Steve PR
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:01, archived)

Hehehe!
Excellent hummus!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:54, archived)

From you
that is praise indeed

*blushes*
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:04, archived)

nice
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:55, archived)

FP!!!
*clicks*
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:56, archived)

Am it Tom Cruise tiem?
what's with all this Tom Cruiseness today? about 90% of the posts today seem to be TC related. Is there some kind of news which i don't know about or what?
Is there a BBC newpage link im not seeing?
(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:56, archived)

pssst!




image challenge!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:57, archived)

Oh!!
sorry, i havent been on the board for a few days.
Tom cruise is such a gay.
(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:59, archived)

pfft!
woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:00, archived)

i fucking hate those adverts and am boycotting their product as it's shit
and i can buy a map from the garage for £2.99.

but if i were forced to buy one i would buy one from another company because of the shit advertising.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:03, archived)

Thor Thor
Why don't you like them?
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:05, archived)

Hey Thanks!
I liked all your pics too
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:05, archived)

your pic is great, sorry, but those adverts reall rub me the wrong way.

"doug doug, which turning is it"?

"shut up bitch, before i murder you and bury you in a shallow grave"
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:08, archived)

ThorThor
Do I turn left or right to find the garage, ThorThor.
ThorThor, I think you just missed the turning ThorThor.
ThorThor...ThorThor...THORTHOR??
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:07, archived)

*spangs in face with shovel*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:09, archived)

I did exactly the same joke
on b3ta user timtim the other day...

...he changed his username
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:12, archived)

I've got one and it's great.
The adverts are shite though.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:09, archived)

i shall say to thee
learn to read a map.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:14, archived)