If Tom Cruise Was Dog

Quick and dirty!

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(christopher monkey, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)

Pffft!
He's still little.
( Afinkawan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)

for every top gun i make
i make a new friend

can't stay for long
cocktail i'm on
that's Tom cruise style

may be tomorrow
i'll make a better film
untill tomorrow
i'll just keep moving on
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)

Rofl!!!!!!
Pmsl!!!!!!
(christopher monkey, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)

LOL!!11!!!1!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)

i hate this comp.
having to look at The Cruisemeister's face for a week is really gonna grate... Im not specifically targetting you here c-monk... nice tongue action btw.
In other news... TJTJTJTJTJTJTJ

Can anyone point me in the direction of an animated gif of Michael Jackson spraying kids with a cdc (made from the Oozinator TV Adverts?)

that would be great
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)

Yep
Here
(Pachey, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)

oh :(

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)

you didn't mean
HERE?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)

that's
not nearly horrible enough considering your username. You should have linked me to this!
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)

he's not really horrible
*tickles under Horri's Chin*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:52, archived)

It's in my profile

( 4dam party, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:52, archived)

wow
i love it when TJs work. thanks mr scary profile man!
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:54, archived)

Scary?

( 4dam party, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:56, archived)

only in a "cocks-a-plenty"
kind of way :P
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:58, archived)

hahaha
It gives a very bad impression of me!
( 4dam party, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:01, archived)