From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:53, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!
but how did you manage to get the camera into Tub girl's arse in the first place?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:54, archived)

silly ironman..liquid is not greeny yellow

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:55, archived)

silly me!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:56, archived)

it's not difficult
there's plenty of room
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:55, archived)

that's not what she told Joseph and Mary

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:57, archived)

euwwggh

have a woo
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:54, archived)

is it babt suri coming into the world from katies engorged snatch?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:58, archived)

mmm tomato soup

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 14:01, archived)

can i have a
spooooo-blurgh
( Tikoloshe, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 14:01, archived)