If Cruise was god, B3TA would think twice about mocking...


From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:15, archived)

now snort some wusabi!!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:15, archived)

and use it as anal lube.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)

Anal!

*Tidy's desk for the umpty-eighth time*
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

YAY
Anal is my magic trigger word! *goes on 17 minute murderous rampage*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)

ooh
that's better ... body count of 27 :D
One of my more fulfilling killing sprees
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)

hahaha!
we'd be in so much trouble!
very good sir. *click*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:17, archived)

hahaha
Never realised Gary Coleman felt so strongly
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

What choo talkin' 'bout?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

Watchoo Talkin' About Wallace?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)

nooo the punnage
it burns my eyes!!!
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)

ooh
roast eyes for tea ... nice ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)

have chips with that
braw!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:38, archived)

Haha.
Woo.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

one day on b3ta
the most offensive picture/anim will be made
and the world will gasp

Ahh, it'll be fun
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

I'm surprised it's not been done already

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)

the amount of effort and consideration that would be required to completely
offend everyone would probably be quite a bit.

no doubt there is some grand master of b3ta working away drawing a bit at a time, giggling away to themselves, in some dark basement.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)

that could be any one of us
*stops giggling*
*goes upstairs*
*sees sun for first time in weeks*
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

arg!!! the daystar!!!
a fiery nemesis!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

and we will all be laughing
and running to get on the train to hull
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)

that train is packed at the best of times
it'll be hurtling towards hull, and you'll hear the screaming, above the noise of the engine, "lol!! bad aids!! hahaha arse cancer! KITTENS!"

Quite.. scary
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)

And all the tunnels on the way there will have giant hands on either side of them
and Beattie would be driving with teh quo collecting the tickets
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:29, archived)

and after a short time
the train would be on FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)

I am really tempted to make this....
though it'll probably be shit
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)

it's worth the risk :)

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)

hehe
and we'll be so used to offensiveness, we'll probably not notice
( Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)

perhaps
but there's often someone with the "I say old chap, that goes a tad to far, eh what?"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

If only I hadn't deleted
my tesco value baby pic.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)

:/
poor tesco value baby got deleted by the big electronic coathanger.

never mind, I'm sure you can think up another one :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

*burns b3ta embassy*

( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)