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From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)

too short
of course
( sinisterduck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

I thought you said it was a good size!?

(Sticky Label, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

wicker headboard, yeah figures.

woo!
( Purple Onion, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)

Why
is she holding her breasts? is she worried they'll run away?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)

Yeah...
I was wondering that too....but it's hawt so whatever.....Damn....she's fine
(Ronald Raygun makes bombs, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)

Are you
supposed to get off on the virgin Mary?
damn that'd have made church soooo much more interesting!

EDIT: The bible with a pull out centrefold ... he he he
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)

The Deagostini Bible
In 66 easy to collect books
get this free binder and figleaf with Book 1
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)

just as long
as the pages are easy to wipe down ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)

he's
a very naughty boy
(malupa plung balloopa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)