godammit
I'm the shortest gay in the village



From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(malupa plung balloopa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)

I'M TRYING TO EAT!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)

EWW!!
there was no need for that!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)

Yuk!

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)

awww
bless ... isn't that still taller that Tom really is?
If Tom is supposed to be god ... wouldn't he be taller?
Or is he a handy to carry deity?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)

aren't they all?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:49, archived)

ooh
you could get like one of those micro machines cases and collect the lot .. "I'll trade you for buddha"
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)

WHAT!
My Shiva is worth your Buddha AND your Rah combined!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:56, archived)

Well ..
you know where you can put your Rah (then the sun _would_ shine out of your butt ...)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)

I see you baby
shakin yer ass
shakin yer ass
oooh baby baby



(malupa plung balloopa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:02, archived)

THAT
Is the single most wrong thing I've seen all day ... and that does include the blocked troll!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:05, archived)

would you kindly pass the mindbleach, please.
i fear i may use it all up before the day is through
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:13, archived)

OH GOD
As if the orignal wasn't bad enough
(Ronald Raygun makes bombs, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:42, archived)