Operating Thetan's only, please.


From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:27, archived)

Do you need to defeat some kind of monster to get level 8?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:28, archived)

You have to
bum John Travolta
( entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:28, archived)

twice

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:29, archived)

in the face
while wearing heavy robes
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:31, archived)

burn me once, shame on you
burn me twice,

you better buy me a new twice
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:32, archived)

U hav 2
STEEL TEH UPLAOD COEDZ!!!!
(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:37, archived)

What is a thetan?




awaits sarcasm
( Mstandot, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:29, archived)

/sarcasm
Don't you know

/endsarcasm
( entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:30, archived)

NO

( Mstandot, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:32, archived)

That information cannot be revealled
until you join the church. Which will cost you £500.


Unless you cheat and look on wikipedia
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:31, archived)

Oh right,
You learn something new everyday.
B3ta has taught me plenty!
( Mstandot, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:33, archived)

Get hold of the south park scientology episode (well one of them, there are two I suppose) they are both uber


( entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

Did you transcribe this?

if so then most woo
( Mstandot, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:40, archived)

No it is for the compo (or was) they take the piss out of scientology, but if Cruise was god then South Park would be like the animation.
( entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:41, archived)

brilliant

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:34, archived)

why buy?
Here it is!
www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:39, archived)

which is of course untrue
everyone knows the Earth was populated not by 8 space planes but three giant arcs from the planet Golgafrincham...

well they said the other two were comming
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:47, archived)

Those are the two
that contain the sane people, all of the unicorns and dragons and enough gold so everyone is rich, right?
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:54, archived)