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(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:46, archived)

err . . .



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:47, archived)

hee hee
bad as ever
(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:54, archived)

I'd repost
Horus goes skiing, but it's at home . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:59, archived)

haha
someone should make a "hungry horus". i would laugh at that.
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:02, archived)

anubis day would come...

( Mushroom, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:55, archived)

Nah!
you're in de nile . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:58, archived)

that's what you sphinx

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:59, archived)

I'd rather you wern't so rude tomb me


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:02, archived)

Thats just the way they Ra

( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:04, archived)

i'm a controversial giza

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:09, archived)

Pharoah nuff . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:28, archived)

Seths you....

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:00, archived)

Those crazy ancient Egyptians eh?

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:56, archived)

I thought the Hieretic scripts didn't contain vowel sounds?
They'd have had to have guessed at them ;)

"Hmm, 'cckng wnkr'. Any idea what that is Ptnobbius?"
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:04, archived)

Does this mean they are 1337?

( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:05, archived)

Well...
...they did have monkey beer.


( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:09, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
I love it!

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:10, archived)

You're half right
The actual "text" of Hierglyphics used symbols as words, phonomons (kind of like cockney ryming slang) or even associative reebus meaning (something like we might use a rooster to represent a CDC).

BUT; they also used cartouches. Which were a set of symbols enclosed in a rectangle which were meant to be sounded out to form a proper name.

HOWEVER; you're right that they didn't have vowel sounds, they didn't really have consonents either. Just some sounds that were more like sylables.
(Andy_Control is sick of your childish behaviour, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:14, archived)

I prostrate myself before you :)
I feel I've learned something today.

*lubes*
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:16, archived)

except cartouches were enclosed in sausage shapes
not rectangles . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:19, archived)

Mmm...
...sausages.


( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:21, archived)

O RLY?

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:16, archived)

Somehow I just feel I ought to be responding to this...
Wooo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:08, archived)

*kneels*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:08, archived)

*bums*

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:12, archived)

Doof!
Cor!

You're quite athletic . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:17, archived)

And Another...



"stay on target..."
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:25, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaa
best yet! ace!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:31, archived)

it's a classic

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:32, archived)