Kiddie Fiddler or Supreme narcissist; You Decide.
If Tom Cruise was God.



P.S. Its a childhood photo of Tom.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:03, archived)

Can't he be both
please let him be both
( B33R Drink me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:05, archived)

The decision is yours?

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:05, archived)

Well
paedo would be funnier (unless you're a kid)
( B33R Drink me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:06, archived)

Well as the Kid is Tom I reckon it'd be funny even then

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:16, archived)

Would that be considered incest
or just masturbation?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:23, archived)

A little of Column A,


and a little of Column B.
(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:28, archived)

I declare it to be
Incesturbation

or masturcest?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:30, archived)

I prefer Incesturbation

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:41, archived)