
From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:09, archived)
*puts right elbow on the desk*
*holds head in hand*
*grabs willy*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:11, archived)
I had no idea. Spookily enough, its my son's 2nd birthday today. :-S
Edit:
Have cum er... some cake

(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:17, archived)
better than all that modern day supermarket cum from a can
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:29, archived)
cum in a can! If I have to use that, I use the squirty variety
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:30, archived)
Also, you missed two apostrophes and a full stop.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:18, archived)
I know its a shit post, thats why I acknowledged the fact its a shit post twice
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:22, archived)
the two missed apostrophes and full stop?
Edit: Anyway, you are wrong, Tom killed Goose because he was a threat to him. If Tom was god, Goose wouldn't have existed.
Oh, errr by the way, you just missed three more apostrophes and another full stop.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:28, archived)
I just dint't do very well at school. Your gramatical corrections are gratefully noted for future reference.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:32, archived)
Actually, they are not grammatical, they are punctuational. (If there is such a word)
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:33, archived)


