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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:54, archived)

I just can never see that pic of Tom Cruise the same
after that placenta eating pic got Fp'd

but Woo!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 4 Jun 2006, 23:55, archived)

hahaha
blow goats

EDIT: the next cunt who tells me that 'making a website is easy' gets a smack in the fucking mouth. Ive been flitting over this PHP bullshit for 2 hours and im non the fucking wiser
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:06, archived)

making a website is easy

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:08, archived)

*mouths in the fucking smack*
No seriously

'use PHP-fushion'

oh yeah, NOW fucking what.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:09, archived)

I wouldn't know
I'm too good for all that

/lies
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:10, archived)

Making IS easy
maintaining is a can of worms.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:10, archived)

i was told otherwise
'once its done its easy'

ARRGGHHHH!!! mySQL, PHP 6.00, Apache web-server, cunting Mirror sites

RGH!

DAMN im pissed.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:11, archived)

I tend to use
ASP, c# and vb.net.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:13, archived)

!?!?
*hits screen in a frenzy*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:14, archived)

I want to do something with my website
but I have nothing to put on it :/

I should learn php, is it hard?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:15, archived)

hmm
*dies*

First it tells me i need mySQL, so i get that.

then i need Apache web server.

So i try to get it froma mirror. Doesn't work. Try another mirror. Just get a weird source directory.

*gets fed up*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:16, archived)

Setting up on Centos?
207.210.101.131/site/?q=node/2

Linky to Yum instructions for setting up Apache/PHP/MySQL.

Works in a similar fashion for Debian or Gentoo, just change the commands you send to your package manager.
(IAmNotANumber9038@AOL.com has written a book, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:18, archived)

i know your trying to help man,
but thats the biggest box of RIS or KPIEs i've ever heard.

/awkward
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:20, archived)

give up for tonight
and have a look at the install docs over a nice cup of tea in the morning
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:23, archived)

I might hav to.
Right, ill post a pic, then go to bed.
night all
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:24, archived)

so mysql is working?
apache is installed and working with the right mods for running php

and the php can do sql connections?

weird source?

What system are you running it on and all that?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:19, archived)

im using XP, but everything i find says
linux or some such crap. Im like, 'what fucking one do i download'

but no i havnt actually installed PHP or SQL yet, i need a server, or whatever.

i dont fucking know.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:22, archived)

start with installing win32 apache as that's quite simple to install from the binary
and work from there

*edit* yes, the download apache is a little bit of a mess

pick a mirror, there's a list of crap, try httpd
then in there "binaries"
and in there "win32"

there's a choice of different versions, 1.3.35, 2.0.58, and 2.2.2

the higher the number the newer, I don't know what the major issues are for each version number, but some of the addon modules for apache only work with certain versions, that's why you've got a choice of three there.

the .msi files or the big .zip files are what you want.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:24, archived)

Theres a reason why no one runs webservers on Windows
However www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html might help you out. Apache, PHP and MySQL all in one easy to install package.
(IAmNotANumber9038@AOL.com has written a book, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:37, archived)

Err
This is why God invented CMS and templates. Maintaining is easy. Setting up just requires some playing with CSSED and the template file. No stress required.

Drupal is rather nice, depending on what you need.
(IAmNotANumber9038@AOL.com has written a book, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:17, archived)

*stares*
*blinks*

*carries on staring*

kweh?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:18, archived)

run!

( Jimbo314 is drunk on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:10, archived)

run what!?
will it work on win32??

do i need a unix code?

what the hell is win32!

*spins in circles*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:12, archived)

run?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:13, archived)

Try some of this and just relax

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:19, archived)

bottled magic water
yum
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:22, archived)

*sips*
*warms up*

Which reminds me.

Time for Tea. *clicks kettle*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:23, archived)

I needed to learn PHP for longer than 2 hours...

( drunkenoaf, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:13, archived)

haha nice one!
have a look at this!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tom-Cruise-Toast-Miracle_W0QQitemZ9527519917QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
( Jimbo314 is drunk on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:09, archived)

But that is a legally binding contract!!
I might buy it and sue your ass!
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:12, archived)

aha
but how would you sue me? Ive stated there that the auction is only for the image!
( Jimbo314 is drunk on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:14, archived)

Damn!
I knew i should've read it properly!
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:15, archived)

muhahahaha!
I thought of that!
( Jimbo314 is drunk on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:16, archived)

it clearly says underneath that you are buying a .jpg which will be emailed to the winning bidder straight after the auction

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:15, archived)

Yes, it's late
and I didn't read it.
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:16, archived)

fair 'nuff
please bid anyway!
( Jimbo314 is drunk on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:17, archived)

*doesn't really care*
*has just seen a family of foxes*
*cries a little inside due to lack of camera*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:20, archived)

*goes hunting*




not really, gosh no!
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:22, archived)

it made me so happy i *glee*d
they were so cute!
*fluffs*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:23, archived)

Get a camera,
then go back in time, taking the camera with you.


Sorted
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:24, archived)

*pretends to do this*
*googles fox*
*goes back in time and posts the images in the sunday that just ended*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:28, archived)

*head asplodes*
What?
( Mstandot, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:30, archived)

*profit*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:30, archived)

you're batman

(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 0:58, archived)