Not sure if this has to do with
If tom cruise was God but it has tom on it so yea.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 2:53, archived)

where's the Seams Police?

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 2:56, archived)

asleep I should wonder....

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 2:57, archived)

Fuck my head hurts.

( gronkpan, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:02, archived)

we need board nazis!

( Laice , was Rogitating on, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:02, archived)

but I'm board Jewish!

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:09, archived)

THIS IS AN AYRIAN BOARD YOUI MUST LEAV NOW OR FACE PERSECUTION.

( gronkpan, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:11, archived)

What if I where this?

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:16, archived)

YOU MUST SPEAK TO SCHINDLER IF YOU WANT TO EVER HAVE A HOPE OF HAVING A HOPE FOR HOPING.
What the fuck was I drinking last night?
( gronkpan, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:24, archived)

SCHINDLER KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HTE ZIONIST CONSPEIRSOY AND IST MEIN SCHARING ME, DUDE.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:25, archived)

Well I thought it was funny.
Here, have this Woo. Keep it safe, and don't let the board nazis get their grubby hands on it.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:06, archived)

Thank you
keep it simple keep it safe.
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 3:07, archived)