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i atebmy sirnsme
night eberyje, iht haldf hree, night. see ya;;s n t;mornihg

was meant to say "i hate my surname. it's half-three, night. see y'all in the morning"
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:00, archived)

I think
you should talk like that from now on. It'd be fun.
( tomsk, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:02, archived)

i made an
incredibly witty atempt at a jokewhen, upon hearing of crab blokes alleged demise, i suggested wefind someone named 'herpesbloke' or 'gonnorhea bloke'. except i spelt it 'onnorheah'.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:05, archived)

fucking hell
http://64.246.28.104/board/archive/766/

everything i wrote was gibberish. really tragic final message though - "everything i write ends in sadness"
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:02, archived)

My favourite post of your was
yu mocking me
i'l kick your ass. srriopssly,
(Jesus, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:09, archived)

that should have read
'seriously'.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

Jesus fucking christ
I didn't know someone could get THAT pissed and still be alive today. Well done mike. clapclapclapclap
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

thanks dude
i puked in the kitchen sink.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)