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From the Elect the Tories challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)

( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:31, archived)

who is the lady?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:31, archived)

kirsty '60%wool 40%polyester* allsop I believe...
and her top tips for first time buyers.....
( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:32, archived)

Is she the one that Jan Ravens often impersonates?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:35, archived)

thats the one!

( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:35, archived)

she's one of those people that I have seen more impersonations of her that I have the real thing

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:36, archived)

I prefer the fiona bruce impressions on dead ringers....
grrr, that grapes my squildo
( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:38, archived)

oh yes
the real FB is lovely, but JR has those great bit hooters
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:38, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha! 'hooters'
a word that isn't used nearly enough
( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

I've had the 'honour' of visiting a Hooters bar in New Jersey
its an education - lots of gorgeous girls serving lots of total hickboys their chicken wings and beers.
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:41, archived)

I went into one in Washington DC
Their boobs aren't very big, the food and beer are pish, and it's all very cynical to extract big tips from horny, ugly men.

Still. They wear tight tops and shorts.

Oh, and we frogmarched a lecturer in there : )
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:43, archived)

the one in Wayne, NJ certainnly lived up to its name!

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:46, archived)

Ann Summers
sells Squildos?
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

she's also a rare example of a woman that if she lost some weight
would be less sexy.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:36, archived)

this is true
if a little upsetting
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)

there's a girl I know called Aoife
and she lost alot of weight. I was confused, as she looked better before. And so I learned of this phenomenon.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:38, archived)

are you sure that's her name?
she needs to be disemvowelled
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

I always spell it wrong-- tis Irish
Aiofe? Aoife?

I'll need to find my phone and look at what it is there... she made sure I spelt it right on that.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:41, archived)

I think you'll find it's A - L - F - I - E


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:46, archived)

What's it all about,
Aoife

Pronounced ee-faa
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:48, archived)

Ee-faa
*gets out wobbleboard*
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 11:10, archived)

women should be shapely
factoid!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

I read that as 'a girl called Alfie' at first....

( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

*goes on a diet*
):
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:40, archived)

of more food?

( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:42, archived)

did you mean RARE example . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:49, archived)

Celebrity tory
Kirsty Allsopp.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:33, archived)

oh I see
I like Adam's disembowelled bowels - they looke like a slice of gateaux and some bacon
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:34, archived)

From a google image search of "intestine"
Cats, from a Vet website, apparently.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:35, archived)

ha ha
I think you've been had
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:36, archived)

oh, you'd like to eat them?
Lecter!
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)

yes
with some baked beans and a nice cuppa tea
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

that special brew
chian-tea?
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:43, archived)

yes!
Sounds like a fair deal
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:32, archived)

can i have it the other way?
as long as he doesn't speak, we're good to go
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:32, archived)

That
Isn't the conservative way. sorry!
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:46, archived)

would (kirsty)
is that ham on Adams tummy?
(pdjpdj, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5999327
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)

Vote me in

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)

you back from holidays?

*checks calendar*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:38, archived)

I am indeed
fully refreshed and raring to go...





maybe.....
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:39, archived)

rofl.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:46, archived)

sounds a fair deal to me

( Milkman Dan, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:42, archived)

VOTES!!!!
mmmm... kirsty
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:48, archived)

well...
looks like I've hit upon their new strategy. Fanciable buxom posh totty, and horrible murdering of a six-packed blonde gimp.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 10:50, archived)

hm... vote tory, eh?
well, if i can stroke kirstie alsop's inner thigh, then HELL SMEGGIN' YES!!! XD
(Gallers, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 19:07, archived)