Cameron goes for the b3ta vote.
/sorry rob.

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( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:08, archived)

regulation number of pubes is three

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:09, archived)

There should only be one cock too.
ows it goin.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)

boom boom!
what were you saying earlier about seeing me in the Chavish or something?
/terrible memory
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)

Oh,
yeah, I was walking by Charters last night and someone who looked remarkably like you walked by. I have only seen your pics on your details, not that I am stalker or ought.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:13, archived)

*Points at the stalker*
He has a shrine to you and everything
( 4dam party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:14, archived)

Darn,
*tears down shrine*

*makes new for 4dam*

*unzips*

edit: *man, bullfrog loves ginger*
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:16, archived)

*poses*

( 4dam party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:19, archived)

you searched me out on myspace
you ginger emo stalker (;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:16, archived)

I DIDN'T SEARCH!
I saw you on Cheeky Boys profile :p
( 4dam party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:18, archived)

you
searched him out??

who said gingas were normal?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:21, archived)

where's Charters?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:17, archived)

Weren't you then.
Charters is a pub on a boat with the bestest beer garden and betterer real ales. The to have a beer fest this weekend with a bbq and shit like that.

edit: this place www.diningpubs.co.uk/images/Cambridgeshire/peterborough_charters.jpg
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:19, archived)

They allow
shit in a pub that serves food?? ... surely that's not hygenic

mind you, chav pubs serve shit all the time ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)

i meant what town or whatever
but it doesnt sound like me haha
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)

Peterborough
or chavland, as some of you think it is.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:26, archived)

peterborough is scary
but i've not been out there since last saturday, and then the saturday before!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:28, archived)

Its not that bad,
if you just just ignore

the chavs,
the asian area,
gipsies,
kosovans,
being the third worst in the country for rape.

Apart from all that, its great.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:31, archived)

it's the chaps from portugal in the bus station that are the most annoying
NO I DONT WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME OR STARE AT ME OR TRY AND TOUCH ME I WANT TO WAIT FOR A BUS NOW GO AWAY! GRRRRR!

/shouts
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:33, archived)

just shout
"foder a mona" at them (it means piss off)
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:36, archived)

Arf

( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)

Forgot about them.
They are a bit anoying. Everytime I go for a ciggy, one always asks for one. They must wait for me to come out then pounce in their b.o ridden jackets.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:37, archived)

ah.. then you can avail of these usefull phrases....
foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu

mamada,broche - cock sucking

chupa-me a - suck my cock

foda-se - fuck (figurative)

picha,sarda - cock

puta, cabra - bitch

foder a mona - piss off

paneleiro,rabeta - faggot

vai-te foder - Fuck you

otario - Asshole, bitch
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)

*cut and pastes*

*practices for tomorrows ciggie break*
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:41, archived)

I'm you number1 fan :)


*lurks*
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:23, archived)

*bums*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)

Isn't that "cock squared"
(or cock to the power of cock)
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:09, archived)

you know
you can compo entry in a reply
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)

*humps*
oi!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)

*draws cock*
*aims cock*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:11, archived)

*enjoys cock*

*has a lovely nap after*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)

nap wank
(King Baby Duck is actually Zoidberg, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:27, archived)

Fanks
have done.
( RBF esquire putting the A in 'eh eh, calm down eh!', Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)

hahaha
*clicks*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)

hahaha

( 4dam party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:14, archived)

haha

( Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:17, archived)