but unfortunately im inferior and i dont have the intelligence nor the effort to work out to post pics. so have a text WOO and YAY on me
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)
ever since i was in the car crash ive grown to be really lazy, both metally and physically. must be the long-term effects of having your head slammed into a dashboard at over 60mph. to put it simply- i cant be arsed, which is annoying as i have so many ideas, theres such potential going to waste here!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)
you lazy thing - use your brain to do stuff!!!
stuff thats good!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)
its an old repost, but it was funny at the time

(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)
we break your other leg.
Ha! Who says I'm nice?
er.. oh lord.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
but cant be bothered pshopping owt. im trying to stick to a "1 achievement per day" thing. dont want to go overboard, my brain cant handle it.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)

Note: This unpleasant scene is not a reconstruction; it was taken from a real-life event that took place yesterday. How much easier it would have been to cope with if I'd had a crippling hangover. Boh.
j
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)
tell me your not a morris dancer...? Not that there's anything wrong with it mind, but err... there's a few things wrong with it, really, don't you think? Just a bit?
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)
under a false name asking me to morris dance at a party cos i was from devon, and it said "your father has told us you would be happy to". i got really pissed off till i realised it was all a joke.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)
although i did once wear leather hotpants, knee-high leather boots and a studded dogcollr to go to a party. i went to the wrong house first and scared the shit out of a poor woman.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

