I'm breathing
and now i'm typing
I'm sipping water
I just scratched my balls
Now I'm getting a bit of stiffness due to the touching of my genital area
I have an itchy nose.
I am updating the home page of a website
I'm listening to radio 2
I just blinked


WHAT SHOULD I DO?
WHAT SHOULD I LISTEN TO?
WHAT SHOULD I EAT?
WHICH HAND SHOULD I WANK WITH?
SHOULD IS SCRATCH MY ITCHY NOSE?

TELL ME PEOPLE, I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN!!!!!11
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)