As created...


... by my good lady friend.

BTW... click on it.

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

(Jacobean Trousers, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)

*squints*
it's a pink and blue artifact?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)

Umm....
try clicking... ??
(Jacobean Trousers, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)

You could have said something about doing that, you know

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)

I know...
... but I thought I'd credit human beings with the faculty of intelligence.
(Jacobean Trousers, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

Oh fuck off, it's too early in the morning
Most images with links on them go to where they are hosted.

This is why we have "CFB" or "Click for big" written under small image posts.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)

Don't be such a gaylord

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)

*prances*

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

well it doesn't SAY that
it's early in the morning and that would still look a lot better as a GIF
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)

Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with TUTT!
TUTT can smell some things up to six miles away!
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of TUTT.
TUTT is the sacred animal of Thailand.
TUTT has three eyelids.
The porpoise is second to TUTT as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)

wow, you've heard of the Millenium Dome?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

What are you
going on about?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

he's trying to be good.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock was declared extinct in 1902.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by J Peasemould Gruntfuttock!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock can sleep with one eye open.

www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)

Did you eat a thesaurus for breakfast?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

I didn't have breakfast!
Yet
( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)

well...
the 2nd & 3rd I'll let slide, 'cos they are nearly true - but you'd better not pursue that first one, matey-boy.


Edit: Ooops, I meant 3rd & 4th. Doh!

Another Edit: www.thesurrealist.co.uk? oh, please......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

You are not extinct?

( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)

Ahem

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)

*trips out*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

*squint*

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)

I-POD.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)

d o
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

Why is it a jpeg?
Whyyyyyyyyyy?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

L O L.

(shit shit shit shit shit, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)

Come off it, we all know who you are now.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)

O rly?

(shit shit shit shit shit, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)

Who is he?

( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)

Your signature explains it

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

What?

( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

hya hya hya

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)

HAHAHA!
Like you're fooling anyone.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:00, archived)

I'm fooling everyone!
None of them think I am not the prince of somethingorother
( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:02, archived)

it's fucking Manley you spazz

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)

I think you're right

( davew27, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)

has he said pfft yet?

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)

fits
like the sandy butt plug he's currently clenched upon
( hanke, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)

That was my first assumption,
but I am now completely certain that it is davew27. Just look at his piss-poor attempts at throwing us off the trail.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)

ah but that's what he wants you to think
the reverse psychology is immense
or is it?

oh I just don't know
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)

Interesting fact:
Because of this board, "Or is it?" became my safe word for a couple of weeks. I didn't really get the chance to use it.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)

sometimes I ask
Can it be milked?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)

*whips*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:17, archived)

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)

Compo it hard

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

I already did.
It's a pearoast. I did it to become my standard reply to crap items in this dreadful nandwagon repeating competition.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)

ha-huh huh huh
you said 'enter'.
Hu-huh-huh.
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)

hehehe yeah, hehe , heh hehehe
enter
hehe hehe heh
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)

bastard
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)

and
all mathematics would have to be done using imaginary numbers.
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)