couldn't be arsed checking for bindunness

but probably has, and better! kisses

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)

Compo it!
Compo it like your making compost for a bizzare video orgy involving Charlie Dimmock and compost loving.
Woo! BTW
(Watford Gap is going to Oz next week!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)

oops
ta
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)

That makes perfect sense

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:16, archived)

I am smug
because I do not own a convicted rapist!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:17, archived)

I am smug because I do not own a box of wasps



...but I do own you
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)

pwnZed lolololol
I am smug because I wear a hat that has been on your breast.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)

:o

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:20, archived)

Ohhhhhhhh...
can i touch it?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:21, archived)

for a nominal consulting fee....

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)

:o!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:26, archived)

are you making me do disgusting things?
I do hope so!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:29, archived)

Of course
But you're on a brief reprieve at the minute because you drank rather a lot last night and I like my toys to enjoy the experiences too
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:32, archived)

you're so sweet mistress!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:36, archived)