haha, i apologise

bindun?

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:41, archived)

( VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)

i love your breasts in a totaly plutonic way
i'd love to do something, erm er, artistic with them in a plutonic manner
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:43, archived)

you could jizz on them if you like, but only if you do it platonically
would you like me to shave them first?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)

but he wants plutonic
like the planet, cold and distant.
or the cartoon dog, dribbly and dumb.
or like Popeye's enemy, strong but weakminded.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)

that's Bluto!
I feel pedantic today
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:49, archived)

Yes it is, but I couldn't think of another pluto so I fudged it!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

yes shave them, but in a plutonic way
artistically i'd love to jizz all over them in an artistic way, platonically
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:49, archived)

plutonic?
igneous rock that has solidified beneath the surface of the earth?
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)

what, like granite or diorite or gabbro?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:53, archived)

I disagree...
...to an extent.

I think it is possible for an image with a bright background and a silhouette to be creative and/or funny enough to work. Writing them all off as a bad lot seems to be silly, I've seen a couple I liked this week.

I'd agree if you said most of them were shit though. But I kinda like this one! :)
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:47, archived)

yeah, but it's been done at least twice
the first one was about 2 years ago
there's a few iclaudius ones as well, usually just with the bust

basically what I'm trying to say is, they've all been done
done several times

at least I'm not just typing FUCK OFF YOU CUNT ALL IPOD JOKES ARE SHIT AND YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE

like I used to
( VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:56, archived)

This is true...
...I think some folks are taking it a bit harshly though. I also think perhaps an "Ignore Competition Enties" profile option would help for weeks like this :)
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:00, archived)

there are some funny entries in this compo
but this is not one of them
( VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:03, archived)

Same style

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

nice
i like that
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:55, archived)

Beezlebub...
...has a devil for a sideboard?
Curious.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:09, archived)

It quite a well known variant
Which, on occasion they used. I just popped it there to see if anyone would notice.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:16, archived)

yay love this
^^ *clicks*
(combat - never mind, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:43, archived)

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 31 Jul 2006, 16:58, archived)

( hooker1uk try> telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:04, archived)

*inserts comma-style insult*

( drunkenoaf, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:06, archived)

Now
That just hurts.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 17:07, archived)