my first post


From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

(jidler changed his name on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

Thas pretty
good.

Pull up a bandwagon etc.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

Nice One!
Welcome, tug off a kitten, shit on a chair and rub you stool on your PC.....

...or something
( mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

Damn
I just hugged a chair and shat a kitten!
Woo to a noncrap first post. They're rare.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

*sits on knee*
OI! Where's me fooking bike!??!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

I've looked through all this other stuff
and there's nothing I fuckin like
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

this cricket bat and ping pong set
you can shove right up your arse
if id wanted a fucking cowboy suit
i would have fucking asked...
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

i saw mummy suckin' saaaaanta claaaauuuuus

( mictoboy, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

i like the beard
a lort
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

BEARD!
I was going to do iProd
with a blackened out marcher and a white flute, but i couldn't be bothered
( 4dam party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

BLUENOSE!

( mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha
:)
( 4dam party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

Do it - but
put an orange sash on.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

we demaaaaaaand the roight to maaaaaaarch

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

Well i just might now

( 4dam party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

Ima
likening to thees inverted beard mullarky
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

that's rather good
welcome etc etc
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

you aren't a friend of Stemill are you?
if not, then Welcome

if so then jolly well done
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hehehehe.......
Have a hearty Woo Sir!

Pull up a shark and shop a bridge etc
( caffeinefreak, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

Well done sir
...finally an apple joke which amuses me.
(CPhoenix, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

...the pies?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

i like the beard, bridesmaid.
gives me something to hang on to.
( Mr. Johnson, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

Santa!

( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)

If iAtollah you once...
woo :)
( hanke, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)