I'm Spartacus!

( The Great Architect Julie Moult is an idiot, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

what you say?!
my name is Spartacus and i live in ancient rome. it is fantastic. i sound like mary poppins. i like mary poppins. one time he went to gaul. i went to gaul. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( cr3 is truly outrageous, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

really? what a coincidence!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

no wai!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

no really, seriously now..
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I was thinking that
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

You can't think that because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

it didnt like i neck my burnt kid some but france to went i france to went he time one bear barnaby like i bear barnaby like sound i fantastic is it bristol in live in and dyer jacob is name my
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

I burnt bristol. some kid ate my neck. I like the sound of barnaby bear but I go back to france.
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)