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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:53, archived)

warning
may contain woo
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:54, archived)

If I eat peanuts
I get fat


*eats pringles and blames you*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

stop
frykening me.


I go all spastic and breathless after a wasp sting. ( but I love nuts, ground nuts, not man nuts )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

you tried man nuts and you didn't like them?

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:05, archived)

bloody hell, you guys are hard work
Somebody get Mr Horrible to mail me so I can arrange to come to his bash.

Zoot.Cadillac@gmail.com
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:07, archived)

Zoot you say?
whya am i so confused that this is your email address?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:09, archived)

you are confused because I'm not
actually trying to talk to you personally. As for why it's my address? Well, because it is me. I was banned some time ago for having the audacity to complain about being abused, gaijintendo. So I came back for fun and got a front page in 9 days, the shallow bastards.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:13, archived)

gaijintendo?
Hello Zoot!
Long time no recognise!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:14, archived)

morning!

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)

It totally is!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:23, archived)

and a fine front page it was too
you sick bastard
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)

I have all
of the twistedness.

Edit: Rob asked me if he could put it ( my front page ) in his book but I was sailing round Britain again like a sailing twat, by the time I said yes I'd missed the boat, ho ho.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)

Hurrah!
i shall send you a wasp in an envelope
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:23, archived)

please ensure that there is a return
address. I'd hate to lose your wasp, and of course this fine free gift we can offer you providing you reply to this offer within 14 days*




* offer only applies if you dance for a while, jump up and down then turn a few cartwheels. Free gift will consist of something we will keep you on tenterhooks about or a box of dirt. Terms and conditions apply.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:32, archived)

Two wasps
and an angry bee!
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)

Oh My!
I shall require extra staff!!!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:45, archived)

they are swatter proofed and your staff will
merely rebound, like a cleaner from a building site toilet
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:50, archived)

I refute your argument
based upon the fact that I am a builder and in turn create the said environment for the above mentioned toilet. You mentioned the word 'cleaner' vis a vis said plastic pan. I regret to inform you that such a cleaner does not exist. It stinks like a fucking toilet in there.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:55, archived)

pffft!
Have a click!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)

heheh
 
do they come in smack flavour?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:18, archived)

THey use adrenaline for anaphylactic shock
so I guess its pretty close... more float on the roof stuff.....

talking of the roof, how the hell are you!?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:24, archived)

I'm well.
 
Dealing with other peoples' ineptitude, but putting a brave enough face on it.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 2:19, archived)