Don't Cross The Road!


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( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)

evah!
arf!
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)

or in America
DONT WALK

They banned apostrophes there...
( drunkenoaf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)

*remake FOR americans*
WALK...GO...LOOK, THERES A LORRY, PLAY CHICKEN WITH IT!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)

lorry truck/semi/big rig
( hanke, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)

Your tooth hurts

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)

so does mine
i was sailing in 40 mph winds in a single hander and the boom-thingy flew across and hit me in the mouth

:(
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

its my front teeth
so no!!!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)

They banned silent letters, too.
coloUr
humoUr
catalogUE
dialogUE
epilogUE
thrOuGH

And what's with the use of Z instead of S in words ending with "ise" - trying to cheat at Scrabble, are we?

As for trusting them with "nucelar" weapons, well...
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)

too much to remember

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:19, archived)

The Z is correct English.
Check the OED. They seem to know.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)

yep
i don't use -ize myself but i have no objection to it.
the arrogance of my fellow speakers of british english never fails to amuse me.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

size?
sise?
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)

colonize

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)