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( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)

:)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)

I'm not on form
but I have got a rather horrid stabbing pain in my tumbly. :-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)

excellent
alien infestation?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

Who can tell?
I thought I was hungry but half a sarnie later the pain's just intensified.

*toddles off to find her mebeverine*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

Theres a weird stomach bug going around my work too
Loads of people off sick with it.
( Bamboo Steamer Rocky Horror Ahoy!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

What's it like?
I have IBS so it could be that, I guess.

And I can't find my pills anywhere. Ow ow ow ow ow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

Stomach cramps, the runs, in some cases vomiting.
I had it last week, just had the cramps and the urge to race to the bog every 15 min. Felt queasy tho. Try some Andrews or Resolve

Edit: BTW when it started on me I thought it was hunger too
( Bamboo Steamer Rocky Horror Ahoy!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

I hope it isn't
I was off with IBS on and off for ages until they finally decided to get me on the meds.

:( My pills are at home. This is the gay.

(seriously, not a happy bunny is Mrs Wow.)

EDIT- if I could have a good long parp I'd probably be alright.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

funny, each time i farted i felt better
but came closer to not having a girlfriend.
( Bamboo Steamer Rocky Horror Ahoy!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

I hate that people are so anti farting
What do they want me to do, explode?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

infestation tenticle sex
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

hehe
that would make me cry, and I don't think I have the clutch control for it
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)

Hatfield - the shittiest shithole known to man!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

You've not been to Trowbridge then

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

Home of The Galleria!
"Step in to the future
The Galle-ri-a
The Fu-ture of SHOPPING!"
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

you sound like a local/student!

anywhere in hertfordshire to put the main university campus, and they put it next to the fucking motorway in Hatfield!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)

used to live in Welwyn
and St Albans
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

Welwyn is just like Eastbourne, but with added Vicki Pollards! ;)

St Albans is a nice place though
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

oooh, I work in Herts
but the other side- Tring.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

Tring, the place no one wanted, so they gave it to Hertfordshire! ;)

I work in Hemel, but live in the hell whole of Stevenage! Both nice places if your a single mum crack dealer!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

I went to Hemel once
earlier this year when I had a bit of a collaspe attack at work. They thought I'd had a stroke, but it was just a fever affecting me funny. I went photosensitive, and threw things at doctors who wanted to examine me with the light on. Oh, and I snarled at my mum.

Fun times.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

That was probably nothing to do with being ill! Most people from hemel snarl anyway, so maybe you just deep down wanted to fit in! ;)
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

yay!

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)

my car should have a
"you are hurting me" on the speedo
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)

My car should have
doors, wheels, a chassis, typres, maybe an engine.

(I no have a car.)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:40, archived)

there there
mine is green
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

:-(
That's my favourite colour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

I taunt you with my ugly green car

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

Pfft
I taunt you with my

*scans desk quickly*

MASK plastic men! (they're blu-tacked to my monitor)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

You have been selected
to mown my garden in repent of the so called shittiness of the post.

You still get a Woo first though.
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

Ooooh, you don't want me to mow stuff.
Last time I did that my mum had to reseed part of her lawn. I'm not very good at things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

What did you do?!
Grass is one of the most resilient bastards on the planet...

You are hereby released. Now. Don't touch my garden. :p
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

I don't know
It just started ripping up all the soil and stuff as well. I think it was on the wrong setting or I was pushing it wrong or something. Needless to say I'm a bit of a liability.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

Captain Wow + Naughty =

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

Heh
look at you lot. It's like you've been given a picture of you drawn by your cousin who has no hands 'Awww, yes, that's very good. Oh that's me is it? The red blob? Lovely.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

*Pats on head*

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

nnng
*eats a crayon*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)