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From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

(DTAled You can make a Fortune in Lies, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)

dammit I want a packet now!! :(

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:15, archived)

It does say that on some packets.
Sad, but true.

Woo.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)

yes but it's nothing to do with the nanny state,
it's because greedy compensationaholics would sue, and have sued, because there was no allergy advice on products like that.
i blame blame culture.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)

how stupid can you be?
"does it contain nuts?"
"well, it doesnt say so"
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)

they're not stupid, though.
they're greedy
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)

give them more nuts then

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)

muahaha
i like your thinking
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

throw them...
or invent some kind of peanut cannon... that'd be fun.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)

I think anyone trying to sue for their own blatant stupidity (and/or greed)
should be fined for wasting everyone's collective time, money and news channel airtime.
And then possibly shot.
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)

see above:
it's not that they're stupid - they know as well as anyone else that nuts contain nuts. it's selfish opportunism.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

you missed 'wasting their ancestors genes'

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)

it's the same as that woman who microwaved her poodle to dry it off after a bath....
and tried to sue the microwave manufacturer when the poodle died, cos the microwave didn't SAY
"Do not place dogs in this machine"...
( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

no, it's not the same.
she was stupid.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:22, archived)

she WAS american I guess....

( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:23, archived)

americans would sue their own parents

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:25, archived)

I have done

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:37, archived)

Funnily enough that was an urban legend
*points at username*
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

It *says* that ...
But does it scare anyone else that a packet of PEANUTS contains the warning "May contain +traces+ of nut" ??

I'd be more scared about what the OTHER ingredients are ... Only traces of nut?? Hello?
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)

Yay!

( davew27, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)

I think they already say that actually ;)
tj: I made the robotnik's winky thing a ytmnd :P
( Mushroom, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)

But
peanut packets actually have to say they contain nuts on...
(asdfasdfasdf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)

i
it says that on my boxers
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)

..and has the word 'clag' in there somewhere as well no doubt...

( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)

f
what is that meant to mean esquire?
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

i'll give you a clue...
it goes after the word 'contain' and is joined onto the front of 'nuts' - google the resulting word and hey presto....
( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:22, archived)

p
BRING BACK THE PERM
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)

I've seen too many entries for this compo
using that phrase.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

may contain traces of nuts *


* may not be actual size
( GG nyamnyamnyam, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:22, archived)

*or colour, hopefully....

( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:23, archived)

or shape,
at that.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)