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(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

massive pic, massive salad
although I like the idea, so woo for that
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

Oh I do apologise.
I hadn't noticed the size.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)

I bet
you hear that a lot ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

I'd like to take this opportunity to say
that I didn't notice my 19000th post this morning. Bums.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

don't worry about it...
...neither did we...

;-)
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

*bums too*
.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

just reply to your own posts about five times per thread
you'll reach 20k in no time
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

it worked for Dave....

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)

ahem
don't disrespect Sir The Hat of Tring!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

as if I could disrespect the main man...

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

I wonder where he got that stylish fez?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

probably on one of his smashing adventures...

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

OF TRING?!
Tring, herts?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)

nice name
nice profile too.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

aww
well, 20k is more of a milestone anyway
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

aah well
I'm not sure I should point them out really. 99% of my posts are utter bollocks.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

as are mine ;)

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

I nearly got crucified during the world cup
for suggesting that "it's only a game"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)

it's not even that
its a sporting catwalk, utlilised by 22 walking deodorant and aftershave adverts trying to kick an oversized mint imperial into the back of a couple of fishnets...

now cricket... THERES a sport....
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

You mean
a game where no-one really pays any attention except for the sum total of 5 minutes worth of excitement during the course of a 15000 day match, by which time most of the spectators are so wankered, they don't even get to see it?

I love going yo the pub too!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

what you want
is extreme horseshoes.

Thrown from 30 feet up a tree onto a nail in the cround, AND it has to spin around the nail 13 and a half times to score 1 point.
( King Garry of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

OR
people could just go get a life and do what they enjoy ... instead of living it vicariously through vacuous pretty boys with as much mental agility as a dead hamster.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)

I got told I was an 'insignificant fat arsed bitch'
for suggesting that football is for mincing nancy boys and real men prefer rugby.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

I get that a lot too.

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

at least
you are an insignificant fat arsed bitch
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

well we love you

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

That's alright then.
I am an insignificant fat arsed bitch as it goes, but my point still stands. And I hate how much money they earn.

Gayers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

I like fat arses

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

Moyles listener eh?

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

no
that would be "I like fat, unfunny, irritating twunts"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

They only
earn that much money because society as a whole is GAY!

Strange ... the last time in human history that pretty people were worshipped and the intelectual elite were relegated to the back rows, shunned and ignored etc was just before the fall of the Roman empire ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

Yeah
someone told me the other day I'd be more attractive to lasses if I got all my body-hair waxed.
I mean, what the fuck?!
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

Possibly
only women with a folicle phobia or other extreme mental disorder ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)

Or manipulative women who want to play with full-size human dolls

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

I want a real doll
an alien one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Please don't. Hairy men are the besterest kind. Preferably with long hair and big arsed beards.

Men should never cut any of their hair ever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

YAY
Good thing too, because I'm a hairy old bastard.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)

I can't stand all this chest shaving nonsense.
And don't get me started on the worrying and strange practice of scrotal shaving. *shudders*

Just. Leave. It. Alone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

^This^

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

Screw 'em
at least you were right.
( Afinkawan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

I like yogurt, arf


nice
( Bamboo Steamer Rocky Horror Ahoy!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

Haha!
Show us miracle!

Get goals, eleven!
( mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

argh... intarwebs have crashed

( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)