Terror!
Train was late this morning, terror on the line apparently



From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

(Tetsugaku-San www.thetalldesigner.com, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

ergh
I fucking hate it when they do black ink covers.
Leaves your hands covered in the stuff.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

bit like the BBC's scaremongering news...

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

That is ace

(Oggmonster ...it's a stigmatism I've had since the age of 5, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

what the hell!!
he has a blue chicken in his fliptop head!!!

get out of there silly chicken!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

This is
the cleverest thing I've seen since I pushed Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair.
Woo!
( JimmerUK .com - The besterest thing on the web until, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

hahaahaa!

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

ha ha ha ha, wonderful!

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Tee hee hees
*wants to click*
( The Earl of Cockwood I put papaya there., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

;)
b3ta.com/board/6215505
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Ta! Great service!
*clicks thrice*
( The Earl of Cockwood I put papaya there., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hurrah!
*wants to click, but can't*
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

;)
b3ta.com/board/6215505
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

*clicks that thread*
Cheers!
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

*hugs* :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

*clicks the 'detonate' switch* Oops.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Pffft

( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Ace.

www.b3ta.com/board/6213289
( Afinkawan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

on the case
marvellous
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

*Arfs aloud*
Where does all your cleverness come from?
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

behind the sofa, right under the fluff and 5p pieces

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

I wondered what that unearthly green glow was...

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

they still
Didn't explain why it is too dangerous to allow people to take a book on the plane with them.
( Afinkawan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

paper cuts

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

that was the only thing I could think of.
I suppose you might be able to beat someone to death with the complete works of Shakespeare.
( Afinkawan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

could be the Qur'an...
heavily disguised as 'the famous five go weapons of mass destruction hunting'....

and as most of the media would have us believe, anyone who reads the Qur'an must be a terrorist....
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

actually I think that's a side ploy to stop people bringing the Da Vinci Code with them

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Metro cracks me up
Every 2 months a new Terror thread (possibly related to Al Quaeda - who knows)

Every 3 months (when there was fuck-all proof of the terror stuff) a new disease that WILL kill us all! Totally dead, and stuff and it is scientifically proven as there are long words in use!

Keep them in a constant state of anxiety and nobody cares about council tax.
( sinisterduck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

council tax.
ARGHAHGEHGAHHAGRHAHAHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/shats
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

^^^this!
omg lol this!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Hehehe

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

10 print "error"
20 goto 10;
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

10 cls
20 p. "error";
30 gott 20
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

mein gott!
20
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

THat'll teach me to be a smartarse!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

haha!

( gronkpan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

Rare moment of hummus

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
*obeys*


*does the Sudoku much faster than the bloke sitting next to him*
( Afinkawan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Haven't done todays yet
but Friday's is normally the hardest.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

I hate Nemi
SOOOOOO MUCH!
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Ex goth
me
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

pffffffft.
^ this
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

...
there are norks today! *shocked*
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

I know
I still can't get the pages appart!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

Hahahaha

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)