Life is a dangerous place


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

ahh
whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

until the toxicity builds up to the point where it causes you to drop dead.
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

i ahvent eaten yet today :(.
i need some shreddies
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

how does one specifically need shreddies?
Would some kind of "little man" substitute from lidl do instead?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

i dotn know what u mean
but im hungrey and there are shreddies in the cupboard. im not inventive enoguh to cook anything, so they dont have a very long lif expectancy
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

those poor innocent shreddies
the babies of shredded wheat, herded into boxes and drowned in milk

poor things never stood a chance
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

exactly
keep britain farming :)
shreddies
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

*shudders*
I found bread like that in my cupboard once... I'd been home and when I came back to uni three weeks later, my bread had a million green eyes.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)

that wouldn't kill you
and it would cure your pneumonia. Enjoy
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)