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( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)

why would
a bag of nuts contain eggs?


Edit: Oh, 'Nuts' I see...
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)

slack production line management?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)

This is actually written on some bags of those you get on planes

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)

what the sick bags?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)

No

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)

Boots plastic bags?

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)

No, that's...
"May contain tomato skins and diced carrots"
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)

you beat me to it.....

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)

viz,

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

Pffft!
I think I've actually seen packets with that warning on them. It's rather silly.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)

But I bought PEANUTS!

not NUTS!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)

interesting how we never see the warning
"CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF LEGUMES"
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)

CONSPIRACYS!
*writes the website*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)

peanuts aren't actually nuts
therefore, people who are allergic only to peanuts actaully have a legume allergy.
( grey matter, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)

the intensity of peanut allergies is truly puzzling
aren't lentils legumes? And peas? Why aren't people deathly allergic to those?

And why do airlines still allow peanuts on board? We can't bring liquids or sharp objects, but yet they hand out packets of OMG ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK like candy.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)

i think it's because peanuts sounds a bit like penis!
In my professional opinion.
( grey matter, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)

maybe the airlines
should just hand out dildos instead.

...nah, those could be used as blunt object weapons. Never mind.

*imagines angry dildo-waving terrorists*
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)

Heinz tomato ketchup
cautions that it contains celery!
(Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)