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(north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

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( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

ha ha ha!!
you're on a roll

mmm egg roll
now i'm hungry
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

*edit* fooooooooood!
I just had a bowl of soup, and am about to attack a banana, with reckless abandon!
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

*attacks freebs with a banana*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

A short roll
That's my hummus for the year depleted.
(north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha!
Now do one about ne'er casting a clout.
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

What are you?
Northern?
(north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Partially.

( Afinkawan, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

Why la name change?
*We're all slaves in an insect nation. AHHHHHHH*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

Mostly just cos
that song is currently stuck in my head.

I picked up a copy of the 'Is It Bill Bailey?' TV series and watched it at the weekend.
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

:o
We don't have that.

Must be rectified.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

Email me if you want
When I get round to buying some more blank ones, I can do you a DVD.
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

oh, you did mention it down here
Now I feel silly...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

EGGs!
I love eggs!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Egg!
Like a bird's egg!




/TMWRNJ blog
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

yes
much fewer legal issues than eating human eggs
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Human eggs are difficult to find
And not as filling.

Oh noes! I have a red rash itchy face thing, and my interview's in a little over an hour!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

don't scratch it

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

*tries*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

ha ha!
thrush face!!

whatcha gonna do?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

Cry, mainly
Ohh, looked in mirror- not good.

Damn itchy face aids.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

hahaha!
itchy interview face

you'll be concentrating

and the interview mens and wimmuns will be looking at your itchyface

and thinking ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!!! HAHAHA YOU HAVE ITCHY FACE

and you'll forget all about this posting and then suddenly remember it during the interview and your face will itch, and they'll say "Is something wrong?" and you'll be AAARRARGHGAHAGHAGH!!! and run out the room screaming and there'll be pies on the floor.*

(* free running fabrication)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

You're so cruel to me
You obviously don't want me to earn more money so I can buy you trinkets.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

oh noes!
I'll have trinket blight :(

what a thing!!

rub itchy face creams into your itchy face

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

You can't just be vaguelly nice to me
And expect me to forget how CRUEL and MEAN to are to me. Me, a little tiny eensy girl.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

I'm sorry
*spluffs*

oh, slight confusion there
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

At least
there'll be pies.
(north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

I'm so hungry
and the interview's in my lunch break so I have a paltry half an hour for lunchy ciggie-y goodness.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

Save time
by taking your sarnies into the interview. I'm sure they won't mind.
Offer crisps round.
(north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

I have no crisps :-(
Just my pre-requisite ham and lettuce sarnie.

BUT! I have kippers at home. Mmmmmmm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

haha
nice
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

JPGed to death
but still a good pic. Yay!
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

Pffft!
Very good.
( JimmerUK .com - The besterest thing on the web until, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

hahahahahahh
indeed
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

haha!
i can't believe it took me so long to get this..

*belms*
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

Random, egg related and unshopped

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

I love that guy
How come him and SCARYKNOWLEDGELADY don't talk about their Brain of Britain titles anymore- are then not allowed to?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

dunno...
hate his smugness though.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

I'd be smug if I were him
I hate that CJ guy though. He's like some gay womanising lothario type cad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)