sort of compo, sort of naughty :|


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

oh you nawte boye! woo!


fuckshit! i missed my 18,000th post! pah!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

183 posts to 10k

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

37 till 12k
THIS TIME IT'S GOATSE
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

*faints*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

*tampers*

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

*Tampons*.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

*national lampoons*

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

*Harpoons*

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

*Spoons*.

Wait - no - I meant in the cutlery fashion. I did!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

*wheelbarrows*

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

*deliberately trips*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

filthy marrows

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

*Indra's Wifes*

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

Goatse?
Please, no! Spare us!
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

we know you will
I have 9 to my 10K

I'm thinking japeye goatse

9
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

If you don't, I'll cry

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

but if I do
I'll cry

8
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

ouuuuuuuuuuch!
I don't even havea willy and still ouccccccccch!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

DO IT
do it hard!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

^ this
*pre-emptively removes eyes with spork*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

50 to 100.
Oh dear. I seem to be a n00bie. *hangs head in shame*
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

Also mr aardvark.
Your profile aint true no more.

I gnopped you only this arvo. I deleted it obviously but youve still been my shopbitch.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

1604 to 25k

( Mushroom, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

got something sorted?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

sort of

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

as long as it doesn't involve a nekkid banjo...

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

no nekkid banjo
noon Doc
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

*joys*
Belated 'ning all.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

490 to 10k
You've overtaken me recently!!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

wooo hoo!
or



oh dear
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

510 to 20k

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

*Chuckles*.
What lovely pants!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

is it just me, or are those man hands?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

It's just you.
Though they do look rather 'Rargh! Look at my fondling grabbing-at-you hands'.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

TUTT has man-hands?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

certainly not!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

Not *since* the op anyway....

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

*cries*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

*Suggestively comforts*

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

not her own
just other peoples, grabbing at her.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

*manhandles*
I agree
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

Haha!
she has a yeast infection, and the other one is ttlly drippin, innit!
( mr spoons, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

i must say
even though i can only see a bit of them, still would.

top work mr freebs
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

Needs more camel toe
A-
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

Woo!





( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

phwor

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

Not...
... "emptied daily" ?
( niles, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

They're not
child bearing hips
( Stilton Cheesewright, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

not
"slippery when wet"?
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

that was a suggestion...

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)