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(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Haha
Great
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:31, archived)
# On a lighter note. THIS is the gang from my french trip
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Which one burnt you
Was it firestarter?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# is flash lil kev?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Oh look, it's a picture of some people I don't know.
They all have humerous nicknames, how delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# yes firestarter did burn me, which then gave me the nickname of scar neck
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# What a guess
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# You're ugly and rubbish and so are all of your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# so what did kick face do?
edit : he kicks himself in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# And why does he have an apostrophe pointlessly suspended in the middle of his name, like some form of nonce or cockbellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)
# To show the letters "edinthe" were omitted.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# haha
i'm intrigued at "cockbellow"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# it's what happens when brian blessed
sucks you off
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Have you seen this?
www.b3ta.com/links/Jimmy_Jangle

I've had it on loop for about half an hour now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)
# no sound here
what with me working at an enormous good aids conference. remind me to look next week!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Perhaps they're all Jacob Dyer?
From Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Are all of those the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# one of those
is of me
(Mike Lit 'Knowledge is Power', Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# looks heavy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# ill talk you through them
The Godfather: because he made the gang
Rowing Boat: because his name is Z.Row
Knuckle Dragger: because he was like a caveman
Benditt: his name is J.Benditt
Kick'Face: because he can kick himself in the face
Flash: he had white hair
Firestarter: Because he burned my next
Bartello: his name is M.Bartlett
Haggard : Mike lit, fellow b3ta user
Scar Neck: because i had my neck burned
The oricle: because he just knew everything. and he never slept.
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)
# MIKE LIT IS HAGGARD PUBE HEAD!!!!!!
wow i didnt know you had an account mike
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# THIS IS NOT YOUR LOCAL FUCKING YOUTH CLUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# rly?
edit : y rly
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)
# ^ this
also

I think I speak for most of the board when I say

we don't give two horses testicles
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
# What have you done...?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# he has destroyed the equilibrium
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)
# *gun katas*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# I dunno what that is
but it sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# what have i done today?
nothing really
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# you are teh banned
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)
# yes
you did
(Mike Lit 'Knowledge is Power', Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)
# that's nice dear

now please take that 300k+ pic away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# ^This
. ........^This
..............^This
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# ...
YOU CAN'T F**KING SPELL!!!!

and by "gang", what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# a group of people over 3 is technically a gang
police told me
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# A group of more than one
as it happens.


/anti-social behaviour act 2003 blog



or did you mean mental age?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Probably
They go around burning people's necks down
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# firestarter did
bloody hurt too
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# you're retarded
you and children or your ilk... thinking you're in a hardcore street gang. It seems cool now, but one of two things WILL happen:

1) You'll continue along this path as you keep getting progressively stupid. You'll start out breaking a few laws and work your way up, until you hurt someone or land yourself in jail. Then, 5 years later, you'll ask "what went wrong with my life?". ALl because you wanted to emulate people who quite frankly really DON'T condone lives of crime because if they DID, they'd be out of a fucking job.

2) You'll grow up, become a professional something or other and laugh at your "gang days"

I could however be full of crap. End point, we really don't need to know your mate's names.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)
# apparently some of this nation's youth
aspire to be like some of those "cool kids" in america

and what you say, is of course, true.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# I was thinking about that
Thug life gangstas rapping bout bitches and theft and murder.

But I bet they would HATE for you to go and steal their CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# ah but they all tough guys
they have lots of guns and gold and bitches and.. and they are so sticking it to the man with their multimillion dollar homes and investment portfolios



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# multimillion?
i should learn to kick myself in the face and burn peoples necks.
they dont look verry rich and oricle looks like a girl :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I'm talking about the official "gangstas"
with all the bling bling and the etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Hmmmm
I can see you must have lots of fun together....
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# BUM FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:47, archived)
# You're all twelvety
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# It's like the Double Deckers
but all spazzers.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# cor double deckers
what an amazing program that was

"oh look there's an abandonded double decker bus, let's all have adventures in it"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# They all look like they need a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# 300+k for a pic of your mates?
you are such a dozy fucking spacker.
5
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)
# christ I didn't even notice
316k of um...

"hilarity"

can't wait for the tv show....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)