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[challenge entry] compo time


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(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:31, archived)
# That's telling 'em
!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:32, archived)
# is it only you and me here this morning?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:36, archived)
# YES.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:39, archived)
# THIS IS LIES PIES INTO YOUR EYES

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:40, archived)
# I'm not here
I'm a small time share in Morocco.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# No.
HTH, HAND.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:41, archived)
# your all gay

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:44, archived)
# No, Im here
AICMFP
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I'M NOT RHUBARB!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:35, archived)
# so.....
...does that mean you're a triffid?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:37, archived)
# DO I LOOK LIKE AN EFFING TRIFFID?
/a bit mental this morning
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:38, archived)
# A TRIFLE TRIFFID PERHAPS
7
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:47, archived)
# no, you as always look lully :)
secretly scared of you, don't kill me
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:48, archived)
# *HUG ATTACK*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# arrrgghhh!!!
*attempts Care Bear counter-move*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# just read your profile
congratulations are in order!

*shakes hand in a congratulatory manner*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)
# cheers
*walks around groping me sack with pride*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:06, archived)
# i need help
i misread that as 68 weeks.

was worried.

now pleased for you

: )
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# 68 weeks?
Fecking hell, that lil' bastard just doesn't want to come out :)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# your reply hear made little to no sense
until i also read your profile, jolly good show
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:11, archived)
# wooooarrr, cheers, thanks ta

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I think you'll find you are ;¬)
'NING!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:37, archived)
# NINNG

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:38, archived)
# 'ning Fella
How's thee?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Ooh, fresh as a pansy
however I have a ton of w*rk to do so please can everyone
try to NOT BE FUNNY
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Now this I CAN manage!
:D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Triffids are better than rhubarb
nothing beats triffid jam on toast.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Did you ever stop thinking about food?
'Ning Duke!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Morning! I have never stopped
and I never will, I didn't have time for my breakfast so I'm starving right now.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
triffick triffid crumble with oodles a kustard!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Braw!
Delicious triffid pie with ice cream, yum!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)