Paris Hilton's Autobiography


Credit to a friend for the idea, and the writing.

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)

Edit
add "i didnt like it"
/jacobdyer
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:19, archived)

Strange thing
but I think Jacob Dyer has been removed from Wikipedia.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6232006
( Piggers woo, married nearly 8 months, go team me!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)

O RLY?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)

hahahaha
Woo!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)

I'm guessing
yes

This just gave me an idea for an animation. But first, I have an appointment to get my hair cut.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:36, archived)

get your hair cut, you damn hippy!
'nong
( oCo, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:38, archived)

hehe
good 'ningage

and now, I'm off
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:38, archived)

Well
I get 50% of the royalties!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)

hahahahah
every time you pea that picture I wonder why you don't resize it, crop it or just compress it a touch.


:D
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:53, archived)

-a-too

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)

is it a flick book?
comes with free night-vision goggles.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)

Yay

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)

Your Sig
So you decided to dress up as a stormtrooper and start thrusting in the carpark?

cool

*joins in*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:39, archived)

Can you
blame me?
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)

hell no!
not at all
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)