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[challenge entry] a reworking of an old one of mine for the compo


From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)
# D'oh!
and
woo!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)
# is that a
letter at the top of the cross?
I bet it says "if you can read this, then please attach another person"
or
"Honk if you're horny!"
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# there is always
a letter or a sign on the top of a cross.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)
# that particular one said
king of the jews
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)
# trailer for sale or rent
room to let...fifty cents

king of the road jews
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)
# HEATHEN!
yes you!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *acts innocent*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Too late!
Here come the clergy!!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# splorf
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# INRI
Iesvs Nazarenvs Rex Ivdaeorvm
Jesus of Nazareth: King of the Jews.

/serious
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)
# So it's not this then?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Nah
Wouldnt float very well
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Whaddya mean?
It's made of wood, isn't it?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# with big nails in!
and besides, i cant imagine that gliding down the ramp into the sea to save some poor overturned yacht
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)