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From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

(MasterOfStoats, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

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A choccy one?

Yes please!
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

Yuk!
You want a "Chocolate Dip" from Barrymore!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

Why, are you offering an alternative?

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

Choose the pink
my padwan
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

Your padawan has a pink one?
OK i'll give it a go.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

*drawn together light saber dolphin*
 
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

TJ, sorry: Just now on Look North local news:
Blah blah... Ice House, Grimsby... Atonement... blahh...
"You might be able to catch a glimpse of the big film stars. And Keira Knightley."
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)

Haha
Admittedly, there's not much of her to see anyway
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

What there is of her
I would like to see.
WRITHING ABOUT ATOP MY FACE
( 4dam party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

Ooh that reminds me
wasn't there some sort of gun seige near you a few weeks ago? In sleaford?
I saw it on teh news whilst in Skeg-vegas
( Mstandot, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

YOU WERE IN SKEGNESS?!!
I live right near there, you should have said!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

Yep
the hottest week an'all, t'was like being in Spain, but with fewer English.
( Mstandot, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

Awww - we could have met up for drinks.
Curis was around as well. Awww. Hope you had a nice time.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

Awwwl Wight up the back?

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

it is now
hes just spluffed up there.
And he's had to start putting up no smoking signs in his garden. He's sick of people putting fags out in his pool.
badum-tish!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

haha
awful but funny
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)