The title of Tom's autobiography says a lot


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(Jimvin likes pie!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:28, archived)

What does it say?
What does it say??????

EDIT: Oh.
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)

That the volleyball scene in Top Gun...
...is the most homoerotic piece of Hollywood film EVAH?
(Jimvin likes pie!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)

It is?
Oh, that one passed me by.
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)

It's clear that you're not a straight man
with a terrible fear he might inadvertently do something gay one day.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)

Yes
I am definitely not a straight man.
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)

*checks profile*
*agrees*
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)

Am I the only one convinced he isn't gay?
Edited for better grammar and general understand-ability.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)

You mean you're still to be convinced?
Or you're the only one who bees convinced he isn't?

Edit: I apologise for my pedantry.
Edit 2: I apologise unreservedly for my terrible habit of resorting to apology at the slightest opportunity.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)

Don't apologise, I was being vague.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)

anyways you're wrong
110% FACT)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)

I see another opportunity for pedantry
But I'll pass it up, or I'll have no friends ever.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)

shouldn't it be
sabre-toothed monkey?
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)

Seems fair
It was, once, but I ran out of characters somewhere else, and having both in different places would have made me very confused.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:49, archived)

fair enough!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)