I like Cake
I also like Buck-cake-key.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

The you should buy Viz for
Carol Vorderman's Tiddlywank Bukkake Sudoko*


* spelling may vary
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

I tried
But they've sold out. Seems the entire population of Nagasaki are also fans.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)