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[challenge entry] i'm going to hell

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(pisswhoreshit, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)
# haha
I had a mouthful of tea when that appeared
That situation, my friend, is known as the DANGER ZONE

*sings*
Eee-nt-er the DANGER ZONE! Oooh-aaah
Spit your tee-aaa
on your sccreee-eee-een in the
DANGER ZONE! Ooooh-aaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# fly me to tha danger zone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hang with the boys!!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Self portrait?
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# this time
yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Are you a girl?
This is a more girly face than that of the girl.

Oh I'm all confused now. I'm off to weep at a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# pfft
nope, no girlness. although I could keep up the confusing facade. I'm either male/female/entity/gas/abstract concept/neural substrate

Take your pick! At least one or more of them is correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *goes with gas*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Substrate!
"DRILL A HOLE IN THAT SUBSTRATE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE ", by Jim White
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# ooh,
good record!

I just saw a great documentary with him narrating, called, "Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus." All 'bout the weird bits of America.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# There are weird bits of America?
We should be told these things!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# ha ha!
it's all in the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)
# aaahhhh
It's 1982 again!!

Footloose, footloose
kick off your Sunday shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# No1 homo erotic film
of all time*

* 100%treu fact
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
I laughed so much the whole office wanted to know what was going on and I came up with a lame excuse that nobody believed and now I am in trouble.

But it is so worth it!
(Party Sausage, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:24, archived)