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[challenge entry] How one DJ lost everything....

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(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# very good.
i like it.
(Nothingtoseehere, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# loving it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# He's another wanker
*shakes fist*


No, no, not like that. The 'Come back with my marrow, young lad' sort of shakey fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A marrow you say?
Wizards sleeve?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Clown's pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Badly packed kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# or a spam purse


(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Ripped out fireplace?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Squishmitten
Favourite ladybitsname ever. Thanks, Bloodhound Gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I like cunt
and minge

Straight to the point
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Minge is superb
and much nicer than hairy axe wound
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)
# both are horrid words for such a nice bit of the body
Men get great words though. Tallywhacker, dong, wang....


The lad's got into the habit of calling it his 'chapstick'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Haha!
^This

I smile involuntarily every time I hear that line.

And the one that ends "Ham Wallet".

They must have had such fun writing that song.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)
# w00
v.funny
(ten_ton_truck of stuff, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)