How one DJ lost everything....


From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

very good.
i like it.
(Nothingtoseehere, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

loving it
woo
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

He's another wanker
*shakes fist*


No, no, not like that. The 'Come back with my marrow, young lad' sort of shakey fist.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

A marrow you say?
Wizards sleeve?
( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

Clown's pocket?

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

Badly packed kebab?

( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

or a spam purse

( Tofor Tofor, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

Ripped out fireplace?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

:O

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

Squishmitten
Favourite ladybitsname ever. Thanks, Bloodhound Gang.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

I like cunt
and minge

Straight to the point
( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

Minge is superb
and much nicer than hairy axe wound
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

both are horrid words for such a nice bit of the body
Men get great words though. Tallywhacker, dong, wang....


The lad's got into the habit of calling it his 'chapstick'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

Haha!
^This

I smile involuntarily every time I hear that line.

And the one that ends "Ham Wallet".

They must have had such fun writing that song.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

w00
v.funny
(ten_ton_truck of stuff, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)