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[challenge entry] ...and his other hit;

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] she had to have it...
(okay okay!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Im just getting a redex here
could be the work firewall though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Columbo, Columbo, he sees you in 2D
Columbo, Columbo, he really needs a wee
Columbo, Columbo, there is just one more thing
Columbo, Columbo, sir, do you own a swing

To the Blackadder 2 tune
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)
# i gashed my finger about 9 pm yesterday
and it didnt stop bleeding till about 3 pm today

(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:39, archived)
# that has literally got....
...fuck all to do with ANYTHING.

Did it hurt? Looks nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# didnt really hurt
just made the spaghetti sauce i was making taste nicer.
/chopping and shouting at people at same time

hurts now.
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You are the
chosen one.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# i saw someone smoking last night
so i squished the end out with my fingers
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Ouch!!
Were you eating a cactus?
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)
# You have leukemia
AICMFP.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# i nearly cut the end off mine today


right through the nail, it was all hanging apart. seems to've bound together ok now. pic does not do justice to the amount of mangled meat it was earlier.
(stoat on the road to nowhere, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)
# flip!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)