At least that's how it look anyway.


if I've spelled her name wrong, good

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:12, archived)

Oh bless her.
I'd be mad and bagladylike if I was married to that ferretbastard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)

Yeah
but she chose the ferretbastard and then got pregnant - TWICE!
( in vino veritas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)

in the face
obligatory response #243
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)

sex in the face causes pregnancy?
it's Political Correctness Gone Mad
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)

I know, I know.
Maybe he's got a really, REALLY nice willy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:23, archived)

maybe it's his inner beauty
and personality
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)

Personality?
Nooo, not 'K Fed'.

What a dork. I bet him and bloody Westwood get on like a house on fire.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)

Vivienne or Tim?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)

Tim
Vivienne can live, she's potty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)

and a 49 year old suffolk man
pretending to me an urban big dawg isn't a sign of being potty?
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)

maybe he has a 15 inch tongue

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)

IS THAT HOW PEOPLE GET PREGNANT?
I never listened in School.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)

no
it's when a man and a woman rub nipples together.

Have you not seen topgun?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)

what is forked like what a snake's is

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)

Still would.
I kind of feel like she could be a modern Marilyn Monroe if she wanted to be. But I know next to nothing about Britney other than seeing her bits on magazines in Barnes & Noble.
( hanke, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)

Sweet but stupid?
God Bless Norma Jean.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:28, archived)

Attractive, somewhat intelligent, but really fucked up.

( hanke, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, she was a bit.... hmm
nothing went smoothly.

I actually own a biography of her somewhere. I remember I stopped reading it because I read Joan Crawford's poor adopted daughters book instead. now that's a good read.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:33, archived)

On a related note
they eventually released transcripts of Marilyn's conversations with her analyst. It came out that she once had a lesbian experience with Joan Crawford. They were also both in porn before their acting careers.
( hanke, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)

I still can't believe this is genuine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estereogum%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ehtml%3Fpage%3D15
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:24, archived)

She is proper strung out!!
I have a lot more respect for her now! haha... Nice take away by the looks of it too... Poor ol' country bumkin that she is....
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

arf
I have that song in my head now
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)